Hello again my fellow citizens!
Today I have met with my cabinet members and we have decided what jobs will be provided through this administration. I understand that what is being offered may not be a skill you had wished to preform, or what you had done previously. However I urge you, to look upon these matters and temporarily adjust. The nation’s poverty is currently to great to concern and focus ourselves with these matters. Please take these jobs now, and I promise you that you will be employed with your old jobs again as soon as possible.
Our jobs currently include:
1. building dams
2. building bridges
3. building hospitals
4. building schools
Please fellow Americans, work with me and I will meet you half way.